I did a good deed, today.

I missed my Harl! Now let’s go blow up something beautiful…

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I love how everything in my life starts semi family friendly and descends into the fertile fecal swamp of depravity… but I think this is my favorite.

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(Taunting) Ooh, my phone thinks it knows me so well… it may know a little too much about me, muahahaha….

WTF is wrong w this country? … tho my first cousin is pretty hot… jk, jkaah-just puked a little bit in my mouth.

let-it-be-7-2:

oh yes <3 couldn’t be more true ..

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quotesite:

Love Quotes

caprido:

Hee

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A female Norwegian soldier out on patrol in Afghanistan.

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I like this one better.

Wait! What the F did he just say it was? I waited the whole G D movie to figure this out; my dad was stretching w an old man noise, the TV’s speaker blew last week, and TBS doesn’t rewind! Damn it!

This works? Like it’s no joke, and not a spam bot. Hahahaha! WTF! hilarious. Poor poor number 7.